Lies surround us

theclearlydope:

If at the end of the Twilight series the final scene came down to a fight between Edward and McNuggula … it would almost make the whole damn thing worth it.

If at the end of the Twilight series the final scene came down to a fight between Edward and McNuggula … it would almost make the whole damn thing worth it.

nerdology:

The Avengers - Trailer

Well that certainly looks like The Avengers. Based on this trailer I’m not totally sure what is going to happen in the movie, but it seems like a lot is going on. Hopefully it’s more X-men 2 than X-men 3, if you know what I mean.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!

theclearlydope:

Before the Internet I would have had to wait for this photo to come out in an Encyclopedia.

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saveabroomrideamalfoy:

holy mother of god i should not be laughing this hard!

darthsinatra:

BRILLIANT.

If you’re going to hate me, hate me because sometimes I’ll hit the mall just to make eye contact with strangers and then come home and check ‘missed connections’

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—	(via kellyoxford)

theclearlydope:

Could have used this ability in high school. The lunch room was a terror dome.

theclearlydope:

I would like my girlfriend wearing this by the end of the week. Where can I find this Internet?

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huffpostcomedy:

This is awesome.